Stop Jerking Around! (Maybe?)

It's time to seriously understand what your right hand might be hiding from you... (Just kidding, don't take it seriously!)

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Explore "Bad Effects"

Physical "Bad Effects"

Let's start with the body and see what "side effects" your "pleasure behavior" might bring... (some interesting ones)

Fatigue

Feels like running a marathon after each "workout", and all you want to do the next day at work/school is lie down.

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Back Pain

Long-term incorrect posture, be careful of getting the brother version of 'mouse hand' and 'keyboard waist' at a young age - 'right hand waist'!

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Psychological "Bad Effects"

Besides the body, psychological "side effects" cannot be ignored either! (Although it might be a bit exaggerated)

Time Wasting

Life is short, it should be used to create value, not to 'one-hand-edly get rich' in the bedroom.

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Social Obstacles

Addicted to the virtual world, be careful of becoming 'socially phobic', wanting to escape when you see real people, only daring to interact with 'goddesses/gods' on the screen.

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Other "Bad Effects"

There are also some "unexpected" "bad effects", you would never guess! (Actually, maybe you would)

Impact on Study/Work Efficiency

Always drowsy in class/at work, the mind is full of 'last night's highlight reel', seriously affecting study and work efficiency.

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Missing Opportunities to Find a Partner

Self-sufficient in the bedroom every day, be careful of missing opportunities to communicate with the opposite sex, becoming 'single since birth' is not impossible.

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Conclusion & "Gentle Reminder"

Finally, let's "seriously" summarize... (Actually, still kidding!)

Jerk-off is good, but don't overdo it! Just like potato chips, eat occasionally to satisfy your cravings, be careful of becoming a couch potato if you eat too much! Instead of 'fighting alone' in the bedroom, it's better to 'team up and play games' with friends, experience real happiness!
Remember: Moderation in entertainment, healthy life! (Although this site is "roasting" it, but actually... moderation is key!)